Bal diwas!

Like in a dead conversation where you wouldn't mind breaking the silence even with the worst of jokes, I would like to break the silence here with an Uber-bad joke:

Q> What was the name of Pavarotti's mistress??
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A> Missi-roti

Go on, kill me.

Inquilab zindabad!!! :D