Saturday, November 25

PJ updates

Two noteworthy ones.


This is an Original:



Q> While landing in which country, are your flights ALWAYS bound to be late?

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A> Qatar .... (Aaap Qatar mein hain, kripiya pratiksha keejiye) :D :D :D



This is heard elsewhere and properly reframed:


Q> Who was the first Indian woman to fly abroad?
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A> Mrs. Sita Ramachandra ;-)

Deadly no? Me thinks so too... :D :D :D

20 comments:

Psycho McCrazy said...

more PJ's....
hmmmmm

btw, you have become famous in my office group with the chopsui and matlab ones :D

Romram said...

Once my friend told a really bad PJ and I said [i]"Abe yaar PJ mat Maar"[/i]. He replied, [i]"Abe maar nahin raha yaar, main tu PJ ko zinda rakh raha hoon"[/i]
:D :D

sandeep said...

one word....tarrr...lammmmbaa
sannata [:D]...

i bet this post is going to become a free for all pj posting forum...

Sudarshan. A. G. said...

@psycho: Legends are made in such fashion :P

@romram: Hehehehe...

@sandy: Help it become so! :)

Aditya said...
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Aditya said...

I hereby go on record saying:

"I think the antecedents of one Mrs.Mandodari Ravanasura are not clear. If she does happen to have hailed from India, then it is should also be questioned what was her mode of transportation from the mainland to Sri Lanka (erstwhile Kingdom of Lanka)

Since it is a matter directly concerning our culture and roots we must properly investigate into it immediately.

A JPC should be instated at the earliest, which will report directly to the cabinet or the speaker.

In all probability once the report is tabled in the house there are bound to be walkouts staged by a few who are known to behave in a non parlimentary fashion.

In order to make sure that the report is debated smoothly and passed in the larger interest of the bourgeois the constitution should be amended to make sure that parliamentary members are not allowed to stage a walk out on matters concerning our culture and roots.

Till then it is in the larger interst of the public that the members of the parliament refrain from making any comments regarding the question whether one Mrs Sita Ramachandra was the first Indian Woman to fly abroad or not.

Anonymous said...

Ok man. Tolerable ones. My PJ tolerance has increased(or rather improved) after staying next to SidSen for a semester. :-D

Anonymous said...

Nice Blog, Funny and I like the back ground a lot, Happy Blogging

Sudarshan. A. G. said...

@The world; wrt Aditya: Oh my god, what have I unleashed on this world... Forgive me, for I did not know this terror!!

:P

@Moron: Hehe, quizzers have a natural propensity to these things eh? :)

@Anon: Thanks! I like the background too! :D

Babska said...

i didnt get the 1st one!!!!
sobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Krishna Iyengar said...

deadly!

Le Baron said...

oookk is that the aditya we both know? btw sudu quality is on the rise.

Priyanka said...

uff.. kya tha yeh... pj nahi hathoda !!!

vishal anand said...

what does " Fluctuat nec mergitur"
mean ?

Aditya said...

tossed by the waves she does not sink... or so says the wiki...

eh sudu...

Sudarshan. A. G. said...

@babushka: Hota hai.. Level chahiye... :P

@Kitta: Danke!

@Shar: Yes yes... ITs him only... Our quality standards have always set the norm! :)

@Priyanka: Didn't know there was a difference!

@Vishal: Aditya has answered.

@Aditya: You answered.

Aditya said...

There is a difference between a PJ and a Hathoda...

u see, nothing can be said about the looks of a PJ.. though a Hathoda is handsome..

Hath-thoda= Hand-Some...

(ok.. ok.. i will accept it... it is not mine.. its one of my junior's, but nevertheless.. a PJ is a PJ is a PJ...)

Sudarshan. A. G. said...

@padi: Bhai... Maaf kar yaar... Hamse Galti hui gawa... Hamra maaf kari do?

Aditya said...

nahin babua.. galti tab kehlaat rahi jab tumhe pata rahi kya sahi kya galat... ignorance man kachu mistake naahi.. keval seekhne ke chestha rakhna babua...