Bal diwas!

Like in a dead conversation where you wouldn't mind breaking the silence even with the worst of jokes, I would like to break the silence here with an Uber-bad joke:

Q> What was the name of Pavarotti's mistress??
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A> Missi-roti

Go on, kill me.

Inquilab zindabad!!! :D

Bhordly Bhise...

So I began:

Late to bed and Early to rise,
makes a man squirmy, sulky and riled.

Then my PJ protege added:

Late to bed and Early to rise,
more one fails, the less one tries.

The yield of a chat between me and Sandy (now onwards its a state of constant flux):

Late to bed and Early to rise,
all day in office he just sits and cries.

Late to bed and Early to rise,
day-in and day-out he just sits and whines.

Late to bed and Early to rise,
all day in office he doodles strange signs.

Late to bed and Early to rise,
day-in and day-out gulps bottles of wine.

And the bottomline:

Late to bed and Early to rise,
is story eternal, thine and mine.

I LOVE the fact that we get paid to do this!!! :D :D :D

My Scream.

Scream by Munch


My Scream by Me.

PJ updates

Two noteworthy ones.


This is an Original:



Q> While landing in which country, are your flights ALWAYS bound to be late?

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A> Qatar .... (Aaap Qatar mein hain, kripiya pratiksha keejiye) :D :D :D



This is heard elsewhere and properly reframed:


Q> Who was the first Indian woman to fly abroad?
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A> Mrs. Sita Ramachandra ;-)

Deadly no? Me thinks so too... :D :D :D

Who flu?

hehe...

Buhahaha

Made a new original PJ after a looooooooongg time...

Here it goes:

Q> What do you get when you cut a needle into many parts??





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A> Chop-suey! :D :D :D